I spent the day exploring Lancaster and pondering what my life would have been like if my parents had never moved back to Ohio, and I had grown up here.
Here I am in front Antelope Valley Hospital where I was born 62 years ago.
Antelope Valley Hospital is now a giant medical center with dozens of buildings, which do not look like they date from 1963. But their web site has a history section that has a picture of the original hospital, which opened in 1955.
Before I was born, my mom worked as a nurse here, and my dad worked as an electronics technician at Edwards Air Force Base.
I'm pretty sure they rented a duplex like this one.
There are lots of identical duplexes within a couple miles of the hospital. I've seen photos from this time that could be in such a home, and I once had the actual address from old records my sister had (and maybe still does). This particular house is very close to my 2000s vintage AirBnB. It's a rough neighborhood now. This house is in much better shape than most of its identical neighbors.
Here is the high school in Lancaster, Antelope Valley High School.
Weird connection with Baltimore - Frank Zappa spent his childhood in southeast Baltimore and the vicinity. His family moved to Lancaster when he was a teenager, and he graduated from Antelope Valley High School.
There is a lot of Mid-Century Modern architecture in Lancaster, which had a period of rapid growth in the late 1950s/early 1960s. The high school is an interesting example.
For comparison, here is a picture from that era of Bellbrook (Ohio) High School, which I attended.
The cool Googie zig zag roofs were renovated into oblivion in the 1970s due to chronic leaking and energy efficiency.
Here in Lancaster, my sense is there is no appreciation whatsoever for the architecture of the 1950s and 1960s. Browsing through Redfin, every listing for an older home is all about opportunities to add ADUs, or to get rental income from the ADU already added.
One interesting characteristic of Lancaster is the pervasiveness of these columnar evergreens in landscaping.
I remember when I was little, my parents had planted these around our house in Ohio. Perhaps this was an influence from California. The driveway was also lined with globular Arborvita. Which can also be seen in front of the old photo of Bellbrook High School above.
The newer developments do not include the non-native columnar evergreens. They have Bradford Pears instead. Ugh.
Note also in the picture above is the wall around the residential neighborhoods. Just like in Las Vegas, the streets are laid out with major thoroughfares on a 1 mile grid, with neighborhoods surrounded by walls. Perhaps this is a desert adapatation? The walls lower noise from the roads, and break the wind so the landscaping doesn't dry out as much?
Here's what the view is behind my AirBnB. You can see the AirBnB's neglected back yard, the one behind it with nicely maintained native xeriscape, and the one to the right with more intensely maintained trees and greenery.
Lancaster (pop 170,000) and neighboring Palmdale (pop 160,000) are the two main cities in the Antelope Valley region (pop 370,000). The Antelope Valley is roughly the same size as Howard County, MD. In addition to the local employment driven by the aerospace industry and military bases, the Antelope Valley is also a bedroom community for the Los Angeles region. There is commuter rail service to LA. There is also some local agriculture using irrigation from wells tapping the ever-lowering aquifer.
An urban area this size in the middle of the desert is spectacularly unsustainable. I imagine in the summer people spend their lives quickly moving from one air-conditioned space to another. Living on Mars would probably be similar.
I started my exploration of Lancaster with a morning visit to the Prime Desert Woodland Preserve.
The contrast is pretty stark with the developed areas, which are pretty much completely sterile.
Next I went to the bike shop, and restocked on CO2 cartridges and spare tires. I had a nice time chatting with the owner, who greatly admired my touring bike setup.
After that was some tasty ceviche for lunch at a storefront tavern on the fancier side of town.
After lunch, I went back to the AirBnB and did some bike maintenance. Then I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out the best route over the many mountains and deserts between me and the Pacific Ocean. The next few days will be an unseasonably hot spell to add to the challenge. I don't have a plan for this yet.
For dinner, I went back to Lucky Lukes, which was open on Tuesdays, and a mob scene due to it being St. Patrick's Day. I tried the Buffalo Wings.
While munching on my wings and drinking more Schwarzbier, I was watching the bartender make an endless stream of various unappealing bright-green drink specials. Until they ran out of Midori. Which picked right back up again after an emergency visit to a nearby liquor store.
But she also made this amazing looking thing:
Bartender: "It's a Mango Mamacita. Nobody has ever called that 'red goop' before."
me: "So what is the red goop?"
Bartender: "Mexican candy."
me: "Is it spicy?"
Bartender: "I don't think so."
me: "Is that nonalcoholic?"
Bartender: "No way. It's 10%! It's our own seltzer."
So I tried one. The red goop is amazing. It's mildly spicy, sweet and salty. After grilling the bartender some more, she told me it's called "Refi-rim" and it's produced locally by a Mexican guy, "from his Mom's secret family recipe."
https://www.refisnacks.com/s/order?item=SMJLMLXSXIENY5P7MCUVYE2S#ERHT2IAYVP3JZGZ72ZZ762PW
This goes great with mango seltzer, but I'm pretty sure it would also be incredible on the rim of a glass of capsicumel. I have a plan.



















































